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1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the Pentagon were run by women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your seat can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice day in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that sheep don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 hour convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for more than one goose is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If olive oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do you know if sour cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern day witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do mermaids wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do horses call their scary dreams?
41) Do you get to keep the time you save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does minute rice have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do you slam revolving doors?
52) If you put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an orange is orange and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?

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ashuri131
Ashley
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I currently reside in Lakeland FL, I like art poetry and the beach.I have a wonderful fiance and an orange kitty and black autrailian shepard. They are both about a year and a half old and I love them very much. Im a gamer ,I enjoy Halo, Cod, Dragon Age, Oblivion,The Sims all of them, Sonic ,Fable 1,2,3 And Bioshock, 1 & 2. My hometown says gainesville, GA because thats where i spent most of my life but I was born in Jackson ,TN.And I love riding on the back of my mans Kawi!

Current Residence: Lakeland,FL
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Favourite genre of music: R&B
Favourite photographer: Myself
Favourite style of art: Anime
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Shell of choice: AlienWare
Wallpaper of choice: Felicia Dark Stalkers
Skin of choice: Neko
Favourite cartoon character: Lola Bunny
Personal Quote: I am What I am, accept it
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ashuri131 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yw
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SEMC Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the favorite. Please check out more works by the original artists, links are in the description.
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ashuri131 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ok and ty
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KittyStardraco Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
thanks so much for the watch :hug:
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yw
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Ragnarok-Dragon1 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
thank you for the fave and watch^^
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ashuri131 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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shaman-art Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for your :+fav:s!! :handshake:
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ashuri131 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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Raindroppu Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Student General Artist
Thank you so much for joining :iconkawaii-world:!!
I really appreciate it!! =D :heart:
I hope you will have fun!! =D
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